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Easter Candy Delivery and Distribution Disruption

Due to unforeseen logistical issues, the Easter Bunny is cancelling all deliveries of candy on Easter Day. Construction on the Bunny Trail is experiencing ongoing delays. While it was expected to be completed in March, the project baseline schedule failed to take into account that melted chocolate is not a good substitute for asphalt. On sunny days, chocolate will melt again.

The route over the river and through the woods also had to be redirected, so through Grandmother’s house it would not go. This unfortunately resulted in a cost variance of 10 million jelly beans and 1 peep. Needless to say, this left Peter Cottontail hopping mad.

Expect to find empty baskets on Easter Day.

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April fools! Peter Cottontail will take the interstate or catch a ride with Uber.

Hippity, Hoppity Happy Easter

Easter is Sunday, April 1st. No, this isn’t an April Fool’s joke. Easter is actually on that day. Hopefully no one will hide the Easter dinner lol. The last time Easter fell on April Fool’s Day was 1956, so it’s been a long time.... read more

Halloween Traditions

Halloween is Monday, October 31 2016. The traditions of Halloween can be traced all the way back to Roman and Celtic Festivals. Trick or treating can be traced back to the middle ages. Poor children (and sometimes adults) would go from house to house... read more

Happy Halloween from CashCrate Surveys

Trick or Treat. Halloween is Saturday, October 31st. Be prepared. Make sure your porch light is turned on to greet visitors. Witches, ghosts, princesses, and even Justin Bieber may soon be knocking on your door. Yes, they sell Bieber Fever Justin Bieber... read more