Due to unforeseen logistical issues, the Easter Bunny is cancelling all deliveries of candy on Easter Day. Construction on the Bunny Trail is experiencing ongoing delays. While it was expected to be completed in March, the project baseline schedule failed to take into account that melted chocolate is not a good substitute for asphalt. On sunny days, chocolate will melt again.
The route over the river and through the woods also had to be redirected, so through Grandmother’s house it would not go. This unfortunately resulted in a cost variance of 10 million jelly beans and 1 peep. Needless to say, this left Peter Cottontail hopping mad.
Expect to find empty baskets on Easter Day.
April fools! Peter Cottontail will take the interstate or catch a ride with Uber.